Former PA Supreme Court Justice Launches Porn Site

For every scandal there is a silver lining, and for one retired Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice recently caught up in the so-called “porngate” scandal, he’s found his by bringing his passion to the public.

Seamus McCaffery announced today that he will be launching an adult website that will feature the content that made him famous with the media: pornographic emails. After only a little over a month since his abrupt resignation, he is trying to bring some positive change into his life.

“I spent nearly 25 years working in law, but it was always a chore for me,” McCaffery explained. “It’s taken me that long to reflect on it, but I realize now that my real interest and expertise has always been in pornography.”

Coworkers have described McCaffery as a “porn connoisseur” and a “genuine pervert”–two comments that make him smile. “It’s true,” he said, “I have always made a point to set aside my legal research and help a friend track down the perfect golden shower video.”

The website, called McCaffery Disrobed, will feature hand-picked streaming videos, updated each day, targeting the large demographic of misogynistic pornography enthusiasts.

“It’s more than just a hobby to us,” added McCaffery, “it’s a way of life.”