Mayor Kenney Pardons Wawa Gobbler
Mayor Jim Kenney spared the life of a Wawa Turkey Gobbler on Thanksgiving morning, continuing a long Philadelphia tradition. The hoagie, named Order Number 268, was on a classic 10…
Local Bean Business Booming in Advance of DNC Fart-in
Members of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign are planning what should be the largest fart-in in US history for this Thursday at the DNC, and that…
The 9 Cats That Belong to People You Date in Your 20’s
1. The Domesticated Dimwit You laugh at how your girlfriend’s cat runs into walls and how he’s afraid of bugs, but when she just stops answering…
FBI Orders ADT to Install Backdoor in Every House
FBI director James Comey announced this morning that he is working with home security firm ADT to have a special backdoor installed in each of their customers’ houses, a…
Councilman Mark Squilla Drops New Album
Mark Squilla announced the release of his debut EP called “District 1” this morning on his official Facebook page. The post included a link to his Bandcamp site…
Snowden Introduces Whistleblower on the Shelf Doll
Edward Snowden announced this morning via Twitter that he is releasing a line of whistleblower dolls to compliment the popular Elf on the Shelf doll. “I don’t…
Opinion: No More Refugees
Obama has proposed bringing thousands of Syrian refugees into America, and we must stop him. Now, before you dismiss me as “racist” or “Islamophobic,” allow me…
“Pass a Budget” Rally in Harrisburg Draws Two Protesters
A rally today at the state capitol building showed the public’s dissatisfaction with the way the both parties have handled the budget impasse. A crowd of two men…
PA Budget Showdown Coming to Pay-Per-View
Some are calling it the fight of the century. Others are calling it business as usual in Harrisburg. But everyone agrees that it will rake in a ton of cash…
Rally Planned for Hitchhiking Robot
A rally will be held near Philadelphia’s City Hall this Friday afternoon in honor of the late hitchhiking robot named HitchBOT. Thousands of people are expected to attend…